Way to go fellow U of P graduate!

P.S. It is time to prep for next year's riding. Are y'all ready for the pain train? The schedule will be posted within the next few weeks.
The chronicles of a mildly insane roadie and his adventures through life, on and off the bike.


After all of the hype, posts, blogs, and trash talking, it all came down to the ride. In the end, the ride lived up to it all, especially its name. The newspaper will tell you that the “official” temperature was 106 with a heat index of 110 in Wichita Falls. The clock tower showed 109 at 2 PM. The riders will tell you that it was torturous. It was just hot out there. I am glad to have had several previous experiences on the bike that helped to pull me through the ride. One was last year’s MS 150 Bike to the Beach where many of the riders SAG’d due to extreme weather conditions. Another was the climb up the Col du Mont Hamilton. The last one was last year's HHH. All were needed to get through the ride.
tangled up and Yoda tried to brake, only to attempt to bunny hop off of one of the downed riders angled front tire. He almost landed it but his front wheel turned, dumping him on the pavement. Luckily, his feet came unclipped and he “Sweetness”-like rolled but coming down hard. We had been cruising at 20+MPH when all of this happened. He got up and being the warrior that he is, kept riding. After making sure he was okay and able to continue, we began to do what all guys do, talk about the crash. Yoda earned a new nickname, Cole Trickle, as in the character from Days of Thunder. Instead of stopping, which he probably did not have time to do due to the pace, he rode “through the smoke.” We had one of our top 10 moments of the trip, if not the #1. All joking aside, we all are wishing the best for Cole and hope nothing is broken. His spirit definitely was not.
above last year’s pace. In fact, we were on pace to finish in less than five hours, with minimal stopping time. The heat had really kicked up but I hadn’t really been affected by it. It was here that I left the Hogg. I got on the bike with the notion of closing the deal under five hours. At mile 80, I was at 3 hours, 56 minutes. I could do this I thought. Then I turned into the hot, Texas wind. Over the next twelve miles, the heat, hot wind, and blazing sun took its toll. It took me over 39 minutes for the next 10 miles. I got on the wheel of two riders and stayed with them to almost the next stop, mile 91. Ice towels, ice water, and a huge fan helped to cool me down. I sat for a little while, partially to cool off but more importantly to motive me to finish. After eating a pickle, I got back on the bike and rode the wheel of a couple of people for the next 6 miles. Finally, we turned out of the wind. Just knowing that there was only five more miles was motivation enough. I talked to a guy, Dean, who was riding in his first HHH. After getting over the overpass and into downtown Wichita Falls, I had a burst of energy and closed the last mile strong. The last ten miles had taken over 38 minutes to complete. I finished in 5 hours, 20 minutes of bike time and just a bit over 6 hours event time. We started at a little after 7 AM in about 81 degrees. I finished at about 1:15 PM in 105 degrees.
#1, Brett Wurst is a bratwurst and wears green Austro-Bavarian lederhosen.
In reading the Hogg's blog, we are preparing much in the same manner - in the hills gaining and solidifying leg strength. Today was day 5 in a row on the bike. It was spent climbing in the Santa Monica mountains. Up and down, over the same course that I rode the century on back in May. I only did the first half with all of the climbing, roughly about 5K worth of elevation gain. Not all on one hill, it was spread over several. On the first climb, there were two riders up a ways on the climb. After each switch back, they continually came closer until I caught them and passed them. There was some irony in this as one of the riders had the Alpe D' Huez jersey on for climbing the Alpe and the other a Cofidis jersey on. These guys had gone all the way to France to climb one of the most famous climbs in the world and they got dropped by a local in the Santa Monicas. They looked stunned as I sped past them as we summitted the first climb. They tried to hold my wheel but to no avail. When we hit the next climb, it was if they had started picking up rocks on the descent and got weighed down considerably.
This next climb is the toughest. It is a 3.5 mile climb up to Kanaan Road on the Mulholland Highway. The last time I climbed this I couldn't see the top because of the fog. This time, no fog and I could see the top. It made the climb easier, much like seeing the observatory on Col de M. H. The climb is a page out of the 7 mile climb up the Col de Mont Hamilton, steep and no points to rest. What made even better was that it was 90+ degrees during the ride, no problem with the heat. The heart rate was up but no problem, proper hydration and proper fueling made it all work right. After all of the climbing, it was time for some free miles down to the beach. I chased this Benz down the mountain, literally. In fact, when we stopped to cross the PCH, he rolled down his window and apologized for holding me up! It was great. We talked for a moment about riding and the ride down. He went on his way down the coast and me mine.
This next week will be spent off the hills for the most part and focusing on turning the power and strenghth into greater speed. Next Saturday will be a 50+ mile jaunt at 75% effort, the final puzzle piece.
Less than two weeks and it will be time to walk the walk after all of this jabber jawing. To the loser as well, they will receive the Jabber Jaws award. All talk but no spoils...here he is, the Mr. Jabber Jaws himself! Who will be buying and receiving the Lantern Rouge de Jabber Jaws (say it with a French accent)?

On the bike, day and night, training, getting it done. It will all prove out in a few weeks when we ride the HHH in four and a half hours. Cueing up Morris Day, "Yyyyeeeeessss!"
First, there is Big Bird (aka Hogg). "Big Bird is the "everychild" of Alamo Street. Fine feathered friend to all, he may get overly excited about new discoveries and extremely disappointed when things don’t work out, but this bird is always willing to try again, correct his mistakes, and find a solution to his problems. " This is the Hogg. Plus, he is tall and is naturally yellow. This is not the cowardly yellow but the yellow of the victor and champion. May we not eat too much of your dust in the race. Or may you not be too disappointed in failure.
and the complete and utter opposite of his eccentric roommate, Ernie. When he’s not playing checkers with his pigeon Bernice, Bert, a true model of dignity and decorum, spends his days collecting bottle caps and paper clips." Although I have done away with my pigeons, I do collect bottles and cans for money while at the beach. Bert is simply down to earth and recognizes his inability to wear a hat. He is related to the cone heads and is constantly eating food at an alarming rate. His weight could be a problem this year.
Finally, there is Snuffleupagus. For many years a mythical creature on the Street. He has yet to be seen on Alamo Street. It took him years to be seen on Sesame Street and it may take years for him to be seen in the Alamo area. Snuffy, are you out there? Can you ride a bike? Who has seen you on the bike? Do you have pictures while on the bike? Here is a rare one of Snuffy out and about on Sesame Street. Come on over to the Alamo and let's see what you got.



